Urban Dictionary.. Gay.. (at times)

Here is something very interesting (and sad and retarded).. Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.


[1]. Your name? Jason

Meaning :

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.

J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"(cool!!)

[2]. Age? 18

Meaning :

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

"Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country."

(too bad adult age in Malaysia is 21, we're lucky for the alcohol thou..)


[3].One of your friends? Wen

Meaning :

1) pathetic asian boy who can't get an A in Cordero's class 2) likes Michelle Lee but will never realize his dream 3) see nub 4) see gay "\/\/ 3 /\/ 1 5 /\/ u B"

(ow.. tat hurts.. LOL!!)


[4]. What should you be doing? Working

Meaning :

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience. (Totally agree) "No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."

[5]. Favorite colour? Blue

Meaning :

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. (some scientist defination I guess) "The sky is blue."

[6]. Birthplace? Seremban

Meaning :
Seremban isn't defined yet.(too bad)

[7]. Month of your birthday? May

Meaning :

	may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away (half correct here..) "hooray i have math..." "don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

[8]. Last person you talked to? Isaac

Meaning :

v. the act of being great. and/or perfect (he'll be happy) "you've been isaac-ing a lot today!"

[9]. One of your nicknames? Baby

Meaning:

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another. 2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse. 3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse. "1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over. 2. Oh baby! Yes! 3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby"

[9]Favourite Food? Chicken

Meaning:

1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption 2) - A dangerous game in two cars will drive directly at each other and the first to swerve out of the way is the "chicken". Also referred to when two cars are doing the same thing, only driving over a cliff or ledge. 3) - An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken) 4) - A scardey-cat, wuss, etc. 5) - A woman who gives lots of oral sex, in this sense it's short for "chicken-head" or "chicken-neck" (now tat's interesting) "1) - Tastes like chicken... 2) - Let's play chicken 3) - This chicken was workin' her ass in the club last night 4) - Little chicken won't smoke this joint 5) - Chicken went all down on me yesterday baby"

Add of your own question(s)

[10] Country you live in? Malaysia

Meaning:

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed. Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so. "The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,uncompetitive Malay students." (sad man, kinda racist but heck, it's true!!) [check out for other definition of Malaysia]

[11] Favourite sport? Soccer

Meaning:

A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass. "Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about! Soccer player: *Punches lazy fuck in the face*" (i took the 2nd defination, much better..)

That's all folks!!